I wouldnt sey this 2 a girl...maybe wen ur drunnk =]

Sweet ones

Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Corney

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you."

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Bond. James Bond.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

!!!!!WHAT!!!!!

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

I'm drunk.

okay this is sooo lame!

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tell me what is wrong with this?

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What do Womean Really Want!

So so so so so so… if I only knew this answer I would be literally the king of the world. Don’t you guys wish you were a fly on a wall listening to a room of women spilling there secrets and how they think of us men? Yeah so if you turn into a fly tonight, just do it and it will sure make you understand what women really think!

I myself lived in a house of 6 girls and trust me I don’t understand them either nor do they understand men too. Well to me dating someone is like a mind game, we have in the red corner MEN! And in the blue corner WOMEN! True that girls do make their guys do crazy things for them like ohhhh I am not sharing any personal stunts I have done so NO! haha but I am sure and heard this many times that women want their men to show some bloody guts and tell them that they are interested and want to see more of them am I right? Or I don’t think women want little timid boys playing mind games with them?

HMM so when shes mad mad mad mad! i hate that! and you too, what do you do? So let say ur fighting about "stuff" and guys! GIRLS r stubborn! soo jsut let them have it there way, you gotta please them, "like cmon BE A MAN....DO DA RIGHT THING! and sometimes girls just get pissed out you for no reason and that JUST mean there testing you and see what you would do so be perpared, and dudes if its your fault say SORRY ! and dont choose games over them, sey sumfin else like "im gonna walk the dog or sumfin" its a white lie but just dont sey games! yesss city hunter FTW! but if she does know your playing games at least call her every hour or so seying hey babes im sooooo wanna root or sumfin! and guys dont always aim for the lip like forehead, cheeks, nose omGOD and also dont act different infront of her wen ur wif ur friends and dont act like a dick and talk about other girls! they want full attention! also shows that you love her infront of other people, makes her feel really special!---thanks to the 2 Ts

Oh too my next thing “The cuddles” yes its nice to feel the skin and flesh (talking like I am some kinda mass killer) of a women and nice being treated like you’re the only one that matters in this world but I am sure that women don’t need to feel that 24/7 a sporadic displays of emotions and then are appreciated and keep women surprised and on their toes.

Well I could say more but girls/women are complex numbers you could say and going hard in 3unit maths and learning complex is the way to do hehe and don’t u think these will work?
- If she seys r joke and try to be funny OH GOD HELP US!, just stare at her blankly and ask “was that suppose to be funny?”
Okay last thing I wanted to say cause im lazy to write and I didn’t write this one!

In order for you to become the kind of guy who can crack women up with your teasing and sarcastic remarks, you have to get good at your delivery. I’m talking about a delivery that includes things like eye contact, tone of voice and timing; it's all important. Go get some classic comedies on DVD and pay attention to how the actors deliver the lines that make you laugh. Watch them over and over again, and then practice your delivery skills with the women in your life. If women are cracking up and wanting to playfully punch you, you're doing it right. If they're not laughing at all, you have some improvements to make or you need to choose women who are more fun and more secure in themselves to spend your time with.

Ohhh I’m not a womanizer..


and thanks to AskMen.com

and also i think im gonna get mixed reviews for this one but just letting you guys know that Girls will see this one and might get offended! but true and remember that this is coming from a guys point of view and you! yes youuu girls dont think its at all any ttrue? well read the blog again and you see you fallen into my trap :P

and tuyen and anna r not COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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Hit me with you best shot..Change

Heys Guys and Girls
Hmmmm so days go by and things change, so as a person with awesome good looks of the likes of me, I am dedicating this blog to the theme of Change and how people change.

You would like read this while listening to Neyo -Go on girl cause it basically goes well together and I am writing this as the song goes on =]. So yeah like my sister bf told me “friends come and go” and I realise we have many so called friends like friend of a friends, work friends, school friends, tutor friends, family friends and most important your close friends and all the above can easily come and go LIKE IN A Flash LIKE BANG BANG! Its weird how someone you loved and care for may turn against you, it’s hard to compromise. I once screw up with a very close friend of mine and now we don’t even look eye to eye lol, well I guess that life you know. Same goes for girlfriends and boyfriends, whatever happened to the restless nights talking on the phone with them and msning to the morning of the sunrise, its all good at the start but you know whatever goes up must come down haha also how you start to feel that things are changing in the relationship how he/she doesn’t reply back or talk in one word sentence with no awkward silence upon you. You feel that slowly they fade away from you and that’s the big hit and when the storm ends with wet roads, broken trees and a grey sky.

So I guess what I am trying to say is changes are part of our life and its human to feel pain from it but you just have to keep walking and don’t look back, hold on to everything you got, don’t take things for granted because you don’t know what you got until its gone.

GOODBYE MY LOVER, GOODBYE MY FRIEND

So im at home bored, only Theresa and Tuyen is talking to me haha, so I found a song by the name of “goodbye my lover” by James Blunt and yeahs I was like the song is old but lets listen to it. So I put it on and damn! I don’t cry that much but I can feel it crying inside of me. The lyrics touched me in a personal level, like I am freaken JAMES BLUNT!

And as you move on, remember me,Remember us and all we used to be

I remember there was a girl, we talked and talked and talked but now we don’t even say a word to each other so yeahs I love this line.

Well yeahs that’s it!

Why sooo serious?

So there is always a time in your life that everything around you is broken, when everything is not going your way, when your goal are shattered in front of you, when your dreams are burnt to the ground and sweeps away and turns into dust that will never see the light of day again. There is always that turning point in your life, know it or don’t. You then start to question why this is happening to you and why some might say “Life is so hard”. I have heard this a million times, and always try to reply with a ‘I am here for you” or “don’t give up, hold on”. Because there is always hope, something or someone that may pick you up and turn that frown into a smile, that shinning bright star that can lead you from darkness and guide you into the light.

This is pretty short but I hope you guys feel me because lately I have encountered people who everyday lives are destroy or someone feeling lonely and depress in which have no one to share what they feel. So I do believe that when you’re in the moment of losing it, just remember, there is always someone or something that is there for you.

Love to all.

The good, The bad , The Ugly..Theresa's Party

Hey guys.

sooo im on msn talking ppls and in this convo of a foursome ME,LIZZY,ROSA and jim and then Jimmy's girlfriend tells me that
--> ROSAA (L) J1 + ANNA & [LIZZY 031208] says:
did u blog about the night yet dave?

soo i sed theres nothing to write about and im too lazy lala. So the 3 of themm starts telling me how much stuff ive done and i realise in that conlcusion that i should i write one hehe and "HERE WE GO!" (i love the joker")



Lets start on friday the 9th of Jan of the big 09.

i recall waking up really really early like around 7am and had a massive moring glory HAHAHA no!. do girls know what that mean? i go ask my sisters later hehe. Well yeahs i remember talking to rosa first hmm lets go to the chatlogs. OKays so we talking about how much im soo hot and i melt faces and all that but lets noo go into details on that ;). Yeahs asking how shes gonna get there and stuff sooo shes adds this awesome/stunning/beautiful/Funny..etc hehe girl name Lizzy =] and they start talking about eyeliner and that and i didnt know why i was there :( hehe. So as they keep on talking , they found a way to get there and i shall tell you. USING MY SUPERHUMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN STRENGTH I WOULD FLY THEM THERE ! yeahs :D.

So yeahs



My uncle from melb came over and my aunty for the wedding which is 2moro the 10th hehe i like the uncle cause he shows me how to pic up chicks and yehs haha my aunty cool to she just came FRO DA VICKNAMMMMMMMMMM and yeahs. So i came over to jimmys house to head to the party, i walked infront of the door and to my right i see a bunch of asians making clothes haha talking in chinese" CHING CHONG!" hahaha im sooo racially loving to chinese ppls hhhehe

sooo im waiting at the door , has no door bell so i KNOCK on that shit hard i tink. Came in . JIMMY's ROOM WAS MESSY! I SWEAR AND HIS PUTTING ON MY TIGHT AS G STAR JACKET HAHAHAHA LOOKED LIKE THE MASSIVE POOF LIKE HE CALLED HIM HAhA well anyways julian cam and played piano and stuff. So we went to theresa's house and you knouw her boobs were sticking out hahaha and yes"I REPECT WOMEN AND I DIDNT LOOK: hehe. We got flooded in a water bomb fight and it was fun. OKays soo i meet this coung kid and his cool, saw theresa little brother , swear funny angry kid hahaha. So there was me, jim, juliam, anna, theresa and her bro. Then two people by the name of Rosa and Lizzy =] hahaha and i wanted theresa lil bro to aim his water balloon at the chest hehehe FOR SOME REASON! haha. So yeahs ohh and did i ever tell u how much i love my GF .."shout out to jimmy" :D. lets see wat happened next, i was sitting on the cool chair and JImmy's girlfriend -friend sat next ot me and we taking photos, well just one cause ...she didnt know how to work the thing ;) hahaha and complain that the light and stuff didnt make her beautiful enough...cmon ur already are beautiful :D. OKays sooo ther was pizza and drinks, tequlia and cruisher haha i dont remember drinking that much soo yeahs i was pretty.......sober. The indian pizza guy was funny , gosh indians r funny and cute cause like yeahs WTH am i on about. OKays so more started to come including just came back from korea JOsh kid, marko which he told me he cant get his Ps ARRHHR!!!!!!!!!! CHO he showed me a magic tricck wow! okays and girls which tuyen, mary and lisa YES i think i got it right!. OKays i remember Lizzy and Rosa getting married hahah jimmy full hated it haha but it was funny, i was lizzy's dad haha COME TO DADDY! AHAHA. okays so i remember being in theresa's room with OSA,IM and IZZY ;) JIm and rosa were doing thing u know wink wink, nudge nudge, HUBAA HUBAA. soo cute i swear and jimmy u couldnt pick a better than rosa. She's caring for you and cute/stunning always ohh and smart! and i know she we'll always be there for u,......when im not :D. haah ohhh and for some reason i remember trying to take off lizzy's belt ..dont ask i dont know why!? okays soo we get out of the room "lets hope i didnt miss out on anything else in theresa's room" and Jimmy and cho and Coung and Julian and Co were hurtling it out and JImmy cant believe u remember word for word hahaha. So the night went on and DAMN! lizzy and rosa had to leave! and i remember putting a pic of me and liz as the wallpaper for my phone and i tell her to come and check it haha and she's got butter fingers or sumfin and drops my phone haha everyone was like OMG OMG OMG NOOO WAY LALALAL and i think i heard "SLAP HER!" hahaha but u know i cant be mad at her gosh!. hehe wel yeahs I kow Lizzy for 2weeks already and literally awesome and cute., oh! and dont forget that massive big head of hers haha and i hope theres more to come :) ohh and i cant forget my gf but more than a gf theresa she's like a bright star in the darknesss sooo lovely and always there for me and quote from her" DAVID HAVE U GROWN HOTTER?" ahahahah why yes theresa haha and tuyen! hahah there! i mention u haahahah and we took 2 photos 2gether wth? lol tuyen IS AWESOME haha.

okays soo yeahs good night , and more to come hehe
ohh shout out to Cho, marko, JOSH,hahah COUNG! and julian! peace out!

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