Monday, January 19, 2009

What do Womean Really Want!

So so so so so so… if I only knew this answer I would be literally the king of the world. Don’t you guys wish you were a fly on a wall listening to a room of women spilling there secrets and how they think of us men? Yeah so if you turn into a fly tonight, just do it and it will sure make you understand what women really think!

I myself lived in a house of 6 girls and trust me I don’t understand them either nor do they understand men too. Well to me dating someone is like a mind game, we have in the red corner MEN! And in the blue corner WOMEN! True that girls do make their guys do crazy things for them like ohhhh I am not sharing any personal stunts I have done so NO! haha but I am sure and heard this many times that women want their men to show some bloody guts and tell them that they are interested and want to see more of them am I right? Or I don’t think women want little timid boys playing mind games with them?

HMM so when shes mad mad mad mad! i hate that! and you too, what do you do? So let say ur fighting about "stuff" and guys! GIRLS r stubborn! soo jsut let them have it there way, you gotta please them, "like cmon BE A MAN....DO DA RIGHT THING! and sometimes girls just get pissed out you for no reason and that JUST mean there testing you and see what you would do so be perpared, and dudes if its your fault say SORRY ! and dont choose games over them, sey sumfin else like "im gonna walk the dog or sumfin" its a white lie but just dont sey games! yesss city hunter FTW! but if she does know your playing games at least call her every hour or so seying hey babes im sooooo wanna root or sumfin! and guys dont always aim for the lip like forehead, cheeks, nose omGOD and also dont act different infront of her wen ur wif ur friends and dont act like a dick and talk about other girls! they want full attention! also shows that you love her infront of other people, makes her feel really special!---thanks to the 2 Ts

Oh too my next thing “The cuddles” yes its nice to feel the skin and flesh (talking like I am some kinda mass killer) of a women and nice being treated like you’re the only one that matters in this world but I am sure that women don’t need to feel that 24/7 a sporadic displays of emotions and then are appreciated and keep women surprised and on their toes.

Well I could say more but girls/women are complex numbers you could say and going hard in 3unit maths and learning complex is the way to do hehe and don’t u think these will work?
- If she seys r joke and try to be funny OH GOD HELP US!, just stare at her blankly and ask “was that suppose to be funny?”
Okay last thing I wanted to say cause im lazy to write and I didn’t write this one!

In order for you to become the kind of guy who can crack women up with your teasing and sarcastic remarks, you have to get good at your delivery. I’m talking about a delivery that includes things like eye contact, tone of voice and timing; it's all important. Go get some classic comedies on DVD and pay attention to how the actors deliver the lines that make you laugh. Watch them over and over again, and then practice your delivery skills with the women in your life. If women are cracking up and wanting to playfully punch you, you're doing it right. If they're not laughing at all, you have some improvements to make or you need to choose women who are more fun and more secure in themselves to spend your time with.

Ohhh I’m not a womanizer..


and thanks to AskMen.com

and also i think im gonna get mixed reviews for this one but just letting you guys know that Girls will see this one and might get offended! but true and remember that this is coming from a guys point of view and you! yes youuu girls dont think its at all any ttrue? well read the blog again and you see you fallen into my trap :P

and tuyen and anna r not COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

=]hahaha

7 comments:

  1. AHAHAHSH
    you used the wrong there dude!
    "want THEIR men" jstthought i'd let you know. its hsc this year man, get it right! xD

    anywayyss women arent that ocmpex. its just the way men see women in their minds, thats what makes things complex. you get me? LOL

    and wdh! did you like google "what women want" or something for that last bit? lolol

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  2. AHAHAHAH ROLF at tuyen's comment! I totally agree with you tuyen, but next time i wouldn't comment on someone's grammar if im the one that spelt COMPLEX WRONG! TUYEN! LOL

    I agree with tuyen but, women aren't that complex! It's just that, some men think too hard and imagine a woman like a jigsaw puzzle! That's where the complexity comes from!

    I give you a five for this blog man! A five for blogging and practicing your english in the holidays! Keep it up dood!

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  3. hahahahahahah OH GOD I DIDNT EDIT THE SHIT THAT WHY!

    WELL lets sey sometimes u guys r complex! hows that!

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  4. i disagree with them both HAHHAHA woman are complex mammals and i srsly recommend guys to do more research on how to please a woman. esp wen shes mad at you dont jst leave her being mad LIKE SRSLY do osmething to make her happy agen. LOL and women are stubborn so its best to go their flow XD

    i like ur blog david ;)

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  5. hahahaha LOL david.
    david your blogs are actually very interesting. WELL DONE.
    x

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  6. WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANTS DAVID.....









    IS YOU! ;]

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  7. shu sexy; jst wanna let yoo know





















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